[1/22/08] Thanks Kevin “I sold out the home team” Mchale

As many people know the Timberwolves were involved in a trade that can only be described as “The stupidest thing since getting Herschel Walker”. We traded away are only marquee player for a bunch of nobodies that couldn’t beat the Lynx.

Going forward the inevitable lineup will be:

G – Sebastian (turnover) Telfair
G – Marko (Cement Shoe) Jaric
F – Michael (no coordination) Doliac
F – Mark (cheerleader) Madsen
C – Al (the dream) Jeffersen.

"The losses have piled up. You knew it was going to be an up-and-down year, you knew there was going to be a fluctuation," basketball boss Kevin McHale said. "The problem is, when you hit the bottom of that thing, you lose your competitive spirit. You lose your thinking that you can win. You lose all those things mentally that make you competitive."

No shit.

From an ESPN article:

1. Minnesota Timberwolves --When they traded Kevin Garnett, there was reasonable hope that of the five guys they got in exchange, more than one would be significantly productive. Al Jefferson is a double-double waiting to happen and has great days ahead. But the other ex-Celtics haven't helped bring wins.

That's why Tuesday's game with the Heat, which pitted the two teams with the worst records in the NBA, was a chance for the Wolves.

The Wolves definitely would have circled a game like this as a winnable game. Even a good team projects how it might do when it looks at the schedule, depending on factors such as playing a fourth game in five nights or the second of back-to-back games.

For the Wolves, this 101-91 win over Miami improved their record to 5-29.

The Wolves are on record to make history for least wins in a season, all because a man, who played his high school basketball in MN, decided to give his old Pro team are only hope. Thank Kevin.

So to this we have created a song:

Gnarls Barkley - Gone Baby Gone (The KG ReMix)
Kevin McHale wears a dress,
Celtic smiles, oh yes,
Kevin McHale wears a dress,
Why he traded you, I can only guess.

Cuz he’s gone daddy gone,
KG is gone.
Cuz he’s gone daddy gone,
KG is gone away.

When I see you,
I know we’re screwed,
You’re not wearing,
Wearing your Timberwolves’ blue.

Cuz he’s gone daddy gone,
KG is gone.
Cuz he’s gone daddy gone,
KG is gone away.

I can tell by the way that you,
Get all these boards,
I can see by the way,
That you score and score.
I know by the way that McHale,
Treated you, man.
He put the Wolves next season in a garbage can.

Cuz its gone daddy gone,
The KG is gone.
Cuz he’s gone daddy gone,
KG is gone away.

Kevin McHale wears a dress,
1391 miles, oh yes,
Beautiful player, a lovely mess,
Why we let you go, I can only guess.

Cuz its gone daddy gone,
KG is gone.
Cuz he’s gone daddy gone,
KG is gone away.

Now that Minnesota is the farm system for all of the Boston area:
David Ortiz (World Series MVP)
Randy Moss (is Randy Mah)
Kevin Garnett (self explanatory)

Would you like Johan Santana even though he has only won a mere two Cy young awards? We also have a batting champion and former MVP you may be interested in? We have the NFL rookie of the year that might look good on your unbeatable football team. Now that the Wild are winning I’m sure you would like to get the bruins back on top how about Marion Gaborik for a case of your shitty Sam Adams beer?

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