Team Special Export
Search for Extopia (The quick and dirty recap)
Continued....

Number of beers left on Sunday? Not zero!
Yes that is correct, after many years of observing a zero tolerance policy. The following week I did find a lonely Pig’s Eye Lean, and Special Export hidden in the fridge (which fits the MO of a certain Sug). Being an elite member of the Special Ex Team I executed these beers VIA shot gunning. As well a quarter bottle of Vodka was found in the freezer the next morning, this came as a complete shock to me and others who were forced to slam red wine, when we could have been slamming Vodka.

Number of Special Exports shot gunned? Four. Or close to that number, as apparently shot gunning beers does not lead to good math skillz (or reading, or dancing, or quilting). Of course no pictures were taken during these events, that would require slamming beer and taking a picture at the same time. Impossible.

Number of dogs in attendance. One, Jesse and his very nice dog (yes I forgot the name).

Keg stands preformed? Zero. Sadly the keg was brought on a very long and bumpy dirt road, and was deemed un-safe for keg standing, due to pressure concerns. In truth we were too drunk to pull off such a feat. So I give you pictures of the keg.

Best group shot? Unknown, I invite you the readers to determine this one.

Number of doors broken? Two, yes somehow at every party I have doors seem to break. The breaking of the outhouse door, and the subsequent smell of it was an unprecedented first. Thanks to Gilberts for breakfast they served up each and every morning, and the part it had in the defiling of the outhouse.

Final results for Team Ex betting board:

Who will be the first to throw up? Zach. $10 paid $25

Who will be the first to loose their clothes? Clothes, we don’t need no freaking clothes. $10 paid nothing.

Who will be the first to try and kill someone? Stu, when finding out Ken Dogg was the one who planted the mystery letter referred to in the blog Stu's Mystery $10 paid $11 (Stu wanting to kill was expected) however it being Ken that left the message paid $1,000.

Who will be the first to initiate keg stands? Sadly although for-mentioned never preformed. $10 paid $100

Who will be the first to jump in the lake? A group effort aboard the fun station profounded. $10 paid $1. Now, Johnson can you light my smoke?

Who will be the first to fall in the lake? Big Sug on losing the “pink racer”. $10 paid $5, a bonus bets on Big Sug almost drowning paid 20 -1.

Who will be the first to burn themselves? Ken Dogg, I have no idea how he did this. $10 paid $100

NOT OR BUT

Who will be the first to pass out? This was the only bet to be correctly guessed. Luke properly choose Stu as the first to pass out, Stu has confirmed that not only did he pass out in the back of his truck. But that he awoke the next morning and puked off the deck. Luke was paid nothing for his efforts.

Who will be the first to pee on the passed out person? This was a group effort, thanks to J. Heinz for not laughing at the size of my member.

These facts are true. Only the names of the facts have been changed to protect the innocent. Stay tuned for further party wrap ups. And to everybody that made it, I have to say once again, we wrecked the place. For those of you who couldn’t make it, I say next year same bat time, same bat channel.

For further reference you can check out the photo galleries:

Party Pictures 1

Party Pictures 2

I say once more, thanks again to everybody that made it.

AND

If you are ever in trouble, just think to yourself "What would Steve do?"

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