[9/27/06]
Team Special Export
Search for Extopia (The quick and dirty recap)

As you may or may not know, Team Special Ex had its annual gathering at “Casa De Walker” sometime in August. This gathering is an annual event with lots of stupidity, and beer, the two going hand and hand. It was a two day festival of games, fires, and food.

The facts sheet: (all facts are true or made up to the best of the authors’ knowledge)

Number of people who puked, 5. (Ken Dogg, Stu, Pete, Luke, Z)
*Note of interest I puked on my second beer.

 

Amount of wood burned for campfires, and Indian ceremonies? Apparently, all of it. We used up all the wood, sorry Damon. This was later replaced by me and my bulging muscles. Mad props to Mike (Big Sug) for keeping the fire lit on Friday, and Saturday nights. Ensuring that Steve and I would be safe from any wandering wild bears, or wandering wild Holmeses.

The Kobra-Ki’s were 29 – 0 in Cowboy Golf league play. And 0 -1 in exhibition play. I say exhibition, because we were exhibiting what happens after you drink 1,000 beers.

Number of women in attendance? Three! This is a new record for a Team Special Export summer party, eclipsing the old record of one which was set way back in 05. Thanks to all the ladies that showed up, and were not scarred away by the general atmosphere of ignorance, and men without shirts. (Holmes)

 

Wiffle Ball results were, Lukes “Men in Hot Pants”

defeating Eric “Joe Kick Ass Don’t Need No Stinking Team Name” Holmes

in both games of the double header.

Team Joe KickAss disputes the validity of the second game, for the first few innings most our team was in the cabin drinking. Congratulations go to Luke and his team on beating our asses with fine defense and superior sobriety. It would have been great to get the picture with you guys holding the keg as the Stanely cup, but what can I say, we are poor losers.

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