[9/07/07] 2007 Whiffle Ball Results

In what can only be described as a major upset, Independent news sources report the winner of the 2007 whiffle ball game as Aboriginal Ex; however the government of Extopia cites the following photograph as evidence of Cobra-Kai's victory.

Independent news sources cite several eyewitness accounts and a copy of the official box score as evidence of Aboriginal Ex's victory in the matinee game:

The extopian government denies any knowledge of a day game being played and claims the night "meatball" game as the only discernibly provable game having been played at all.

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These news sources claim that the documents are nothing more than government propaganda designed to break the will of the rebel leaders of Aboriginal Ex and to propagate the agenda of the Cobra-Kai regime and its supporters in the extopian government :

Pictured above: Aboriginal Ex Rebels engaged by Cobra-Kai's in a fight to the death.

Team Cobra-Kai and the Extopian government deny any knowledge of photograph "doctoring" as well as any knowledge of so called "supersoaker vigilante death squads" :

A man claiming to be attacked by the "supersoaker vigilante death squads" had this to say about his experience.

It's been nearly three weeks since the attack. It's hard even now to talk about what happened, the viciousness of it was overwhelming. After the attack I received my second hepatitis B shot. I had recently completed a master's degree. Six months after the attack, I could barely read. The attacks, which are attributed to the escalating violence stemming from the disputed whiffle ball results.

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