[8/1/06] Team Special Ex presents: “Special Export 2006, the search for Extopia”
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Team Special Export would like to invite you in the search for Extopia. This wondrous semi-annual event (depending on our probation officers discretion), will be held from August 11th – August 12th, in the woods of cotton, at the fabled Casa De Walker (Walker cabin).
Directions:
- Take Hwy 53 North (towards Hibbing) to Cotton. Like you are going to Pure Pleasure’s.
- Go for 20 or so miles. You will be in the middle nowhere. Not a single Starbucks or McDonalds for miles.
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- Take a right on Comstock Lake Rd (At the only Spur Gas Station/bar/restaurant/civilization between Duluth and Hibbing)
- Follow Comstock Lake Rd to Munger Shaw Rd. Past the rail-road tracks.(Approximately 6 miles)
- Turn right and follow to Elde Rd <caution dirt road> (Approximately 2 miles)
- Follow Elde Rd. to the end and go through the gate we are the 3rd cabin on the right
- There is a telephone up there if you get lost 218-482-3442 (no answering machine)
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Things to Bring:
- Tent – limited sleeping arrangements
- Chair – If you don’t have one don’t worry
- Sleeping bag
- Lawn games (we have cowboy golf)
- Money, see “Costs” below
- Face paint or body paint, whatever
- Towel and sunscreen
- Fishing stuff if you are that kind of person
- Smokes (smoke’m if you got them)
- Clothes, last year clothing optional rule has been repealed (Markus)
- Snacks (I will see what I can remember, but we always could use more)
- Music, we have a stereo, but I think only Jock Jam cd’s
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What we will have:
- 2 kegs of fine, fine beer
- Food (Brats, and kabob’s, other stuff that you can grill) if you have special dietary needs please contact me zwalker@specialexport.net
- Firewood
- Hot, Hot guys
- Raging boners
- Glee!
- Outdoor bathrooms
- People who have not showered in a few days
The search for Extopia will include competition in these skill challenges:
- Cowboy Golf
- Holey board ring toss
- Bocce ball
- Wiffle ball
- Alcohol consumption
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Cost:
Costs for the acquisition of goods and services for our gala affair will be divided equally amongst the participants in the interest of societal equality...or something. (then we figure out how much and ask for money)
Questions? comments@specialexport.net