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[7/24/07] Team Special Ex presents: "The American Gladiator Experience.”


Team Special Export would like to invite you to the third annual Special Export cabin party. This wondrous semi-annual event (depending on our probation officers discretion), will be held from August 17th – August 18th, in the woods of cotton, at the fabled Casa De Walker (Walker cabin). The Whiffle ball rematch will be played this year.


 

 


Directions:
• Take Hwy 53 North (towards Hibbing) to Cotton. Feel free to stop off at Pure Pleasure’s.
• Go for 20 or so miles. You should be in the middle of nowhere.
• Take a right on Comstock Lake Rd. (At the only Spur Gas Station/bar/restaurant/civilization between Duluth and Hibbing)
• Follow Comstock Lake Rd to Munger Shaw Rd. Past the rail-road tracks.(Approximately 6 miles)
• Turn right and follow to Elde Rd <caution dirt road> (Approximately 2 miles)
• Follow Elde Rd. to the end and go through the gate we are the 3rd cabin on the right.
• There is a telephone up there if you get lost 218-482-3442 (no answering machine), cell phone reception can be limited.


Things to Bring:

• BEER, I will have a keg of beer. When that runs out I will start stealing beers from people.
• Tent – limited sleeping arrangements.
• Chair – If you don’t have one don’t worry you can sit on the ground.
• Sleeping bag and a pillow.
• Lawn games (we have cowboy golf, and I think Bocce)
• Money, see “Costs” below
• Face paint or body paint is always welcome.
• Towel and sunscreen; it being Cottong possibly a winter coat.
• Fishing stuff, there is a lake you can use it (please not for pissing).
• Smokes (smoke’m if you got them)
• Clothes, if you don’t want to wear them no big deal.
• Snacks, chips and the like would be a good thing. If somebody brings Top of the Tater, Holmes will fellate them.
• Music, we have a stereo with an Ipod hookup. So any Ipod fans should bring there 80’s hit mega mix..
• Firewood, considering this years honored guest Joel “I build really big fires” Raymond.
• Pete


What we will have:

• Food (Brats, and kabob’s, other stuff that you can grill) if you have special dietary needs please contact me.
• Firewood
• Dudes
• Joe KickAss
• Glee!
• Outdoor bathrooms
• People who have not showered in a few days.


This years events will include competition in these skill challenges:
• Cowboy Golf
• Ring toss
• Bocce ball
• Whiffle ball
• Alcohol consumption
• Capture the Flag
• Grab-Ass


Cost:
Costs for the acquisition of goods and services for our gala affair will be divided equally amongst the participants in the interest of societal equality...or something. (then we figure out how much and ask for money should be about $20)
Questions? Email me.


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