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Hinder
- "Lips of an Angel"
I know I'm late with this, but I can't hold back
any more. F*cking Hinder F*cking sucks. God, they're almost
as bad as Nickelback. No offense to any of you misogynistic,
homophobic, tone deaf grunge f*cks out there, but seriously,
f*cking "lips of an angel?" Did a ninth grader come
up with that title? Was it plagiarized out of some goth kids
black notebook? Okay, so the guy isn't a bad singer...also not
a good singer. And his sophomoric melody recalls the worst of
the late '90s post Cobain/Vedder imitators. It's like a children's
song with a guitar pedal set to "obvious" replacing
the xylophone. Its pure trailer trash all the way around. I've
been in the local dive bar to witness the aging alcoholic women
(28 going on 45) chain-smoke and get all misty eyed when this
song comes on. It makes me want to throw handfuls of jagged
little rocks at there prematurely wrinkled faces. And the lyrics!
If the guy wants to get back into his little codependent relationship
with his slutty ex than just f*cking do it!! What's with the
Joe Cocker impersonation? More precisely, what's with the John
Belushi doing Joe Cocker impersonation? If you've seen the clichéd-ass
video you know what I'm talking about. I give this song a 0
out of possible infinity. The torture that song puts me through,
Jesus H, it's like turning on the news to see if anything's
going to be done about Iraq and instead getting barraged with
pictures of some dead skanky ex-playmate...um, anyway...I hate
all of you.

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