It's a Valentines Wish, Joe Kickass

When it comes to the deepest matters of the human heart there is no depth of understanding quite as deep as that of our recurring hero...Joe Kickass.

I know, it sounds strange to think that a man whose sexual conquests appear and vanish at such a blistering pace could fathom an intricate, delicate lock as mysterious as the female heart, but he does. And if you ever see him, ask him the question...the biggest question of all. "Joe Kickass, you kickass. You gotta tell me, what's your secret with the ladies?"